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Sharon: Just because an idea is over convoluted and complex doesn't make it cool. Going into multiple dream levels sounds like a really stupid idea.
Cobb: You don't get it because you're not smart enough.

If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.

Mr. Mackey

I'm like the mailman!

Butters

Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.

Randy

Herder: I'm a sheep herder.
Dr. Chinstrap: It's pronounced hoarder and yes you are.
Herder: I'm actually herding sheep.
Dr. Chinstrap: Yes, you are hurting sheep by hoarding them. It's good you realize that.

Stan: What's a muff cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

Snooki

What about the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for at least another ten months.

Mr. Stotch

Randy: Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?
Schwarzenegger: No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.
Randy: Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?
Schwarzenegger: Nevada.
Randy: Oh really? Okay Mr. "I'm Awesome at Geography."

You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!

Cartman

Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami, and Gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey Islands.

Randy

I'm having my face shaved. It's a Jersey thing.

Caroline
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South Park Season 14 Quotes

Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?

Cartman

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.

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