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(as Steve Irwin) Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the bean bag and see what happens, by crikey.

Cartman

(As Steve Irwin) Look! A king croc! (Walks up to a cow) Now, what I'm going to do, is jam my finger up it's... (The cow sits on him, then gets up, with Cartman stuck in his butt) Hey, get me outta here! Huh, kinda smells like Kenny's house in here!

Cartman

This grizzly bear has the strength of over ten Morgan Freeman's. I'm really pissing him off right now.

Steve Irwin

Stan: Good job Cartman, You killed Kyle.
Kenny: (muffled) You bastard!
Cartman: He shouldn't have called me fat.
Stan: Why the hell not, that's like calling the sky blue.

(Stan and Kyle are still fighting when Kenny is pulled under the conveyor belt and killed)
Stan: Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
(A long silence as Stan waits for Kyle to say his usual line, "You bastards!")
Kyle: What?! I'm not talking to you!

Cartman: Hey, you guys, this is just like that one movie and John Travolta and that French chick all summer long and they went back to school and sang songs about grease lightning, you know, that movie which the mean chick is all prissy, but that tiny chick has an abortion...
Stan and Kyle: Cartman, will you shut the hell up and get some more rope?
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys anyway.

Dr. Mephisto: Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
(door opens and press comes)
Officer Barbrady: Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here!
Press guy: What about the prehistoric ice man?
Officer Barbrady: Oh, yeah, there is that!

(after Kyle fell into the cave)
Kyle: Is Cartman up there?
Cartman: I'm right here, Kyle.
Kyle: Cartman, you f(beep)king hunk of fat, rat-f(beep)king hunk of pig-f(beep)king ass fat.
Cartman: Oh yeah?! Oh yeah?! Say that to my face, pussy!

Stan: Oh my god, they revived Gorac!
Kyle: You bastards!

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