South Park Season 2 Quotes
Kyle: Dude, why is your store called The Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Shop Owner: Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?!
Shop Owner: Oh, hell no! First, I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em, and then buried them again upside-down.
Shop Owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
Sharon: Stanley look who's here, Aunt Flo.
Aunt Flo: Hello Stanley, remember me?
Stan: Hi Aunt Flo.
Sharon: Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice.
No you guys, murder is never the answer.Evil Cartman
Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.
(When Mr. Garrison takes Mr. Twig to the hospital for his burns.
Mr. Garrison: Well, is he going to be all right doctor?
Doctor: Uh. It's a stick.
Chef told me to get a pompadour hat. I thought he said "bite the head of a bat" and the rest is history.Ozzy
Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!Chef
Look Elton, you are a great singer, but a retarded monkey could write better lyrics.Chef
Mr. Garrison: Mr- Mr. Twig, are you OK? Mr- Mr. Twig?
(He lifts up the covers and notices Mr. Twig broken)
Mr. Garrison: (Screams) MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!! WHO DID THIS!? YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARD!!
Look at the monkey. Look at the silly little monkey. (Juror's head explodes)Johnnie Cochran
Stan: Oh my god, Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
Kyle: You bastard!