South Park Season 3 Quotes
(slowly stuttering through the technical lingo) Now stay with me on this one folks. Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker, which is the favored ship of the Huts, and she has trapped our new CBC ship in a, uh, positronic tractor beam. So we're going to need an ionic tractor disruptor. Not a regular ionic tractor disruptor, but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to help spread the word of Jesus. (mutters) I look like a f---in idiot up here.Pat Robertson
- Permalink: Now stay with me on this one folks. Sally Struthers has a Tiberi...
The hare-krishnas are totally gay!Mr. Garrison
- Permalink: The hare-krishnas are totally gay!
Marklar: You Marklars must leave.
Missionary: But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Marklar: Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by.
- Permalink: You Marklars must leave. But you will all burn forever in eter...
Marklar Leader: You see we call everything Marklar.
Kyle: Doesn't that get confusing?
Marklar Leader: No, not at all. Hey Marklar!
Marklar: Yes Marklar.
Marklar Leader: You see!
- Permalink: You see we call everything Marklar. Doesn't that get confusing...
You should stop being such a smart-mouthed, Mr. Know-It-All!Butters
- Permalink: You should stop being such a smart-mouthed, Mr. Know-It-All!
Now look at her, she's a goddamned whore, Papa.Mark
- Permalink: Now look at her, she's a goddamned whore, Papa.
If you're monkey arrived in the box dead, call 555-4500 to get a new monkey.Tape
- Permalink: If you're monkey arrived in the box dead, call 555-4500 to get a...
Mayor McDaniels: Alright, Eric. Here's your word. Chair.
Cartman: C'mon Phonics monkey, drum!
(Monkey does nothing)
(Monkey is doing something, but not drumming)
Cartman: Eric, your word is chair!
Mayor McDaniels: Something you sit on.
Cartman: Country of origin?
Mayor McDaniels: English!
Cartman: Could you use it in a sentence?
Mayor McDaniels: FOR GOD SAKES, KID, THE WORD IS CHAIR!
Cartman: ChairC-H-A-R-E (Buzzer) Dammit, how come I always get the hard ones? (Runs off the stage) GET OVER HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH PHONICS MONKEY!
- Permalink: Alright, Eric. Here's your word. Chair. C'mon Phonics monkey, ...
Stan: Oh, my god! Fonics monkey killed Kenny!
Cartman: You're damn right, he did.
- Permalink: Oh, my god! Fonics monkey killed Kenny! You're damn right, he ...