South Park Season 3 Quotes
Dude, you're just jealous because I'm Chinpoko Master!Kyle
When his wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man will bust her lip open.Alabama Man Commercial
Gerald: You see, son, fads come and go. And this "Chin-po-ko Mon" is obviously nothing more than a fad. You don't have to be a part of it. In fact, you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part of this fad, because I'm an individual." Do you understand?
Kyle: Yes. Yes, I do, Dad. Now let me tell you how it works in the real world. In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon, or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out, and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass.
Gerald: Hmm. Good point; here's $10. On second thought, here's $20 pick up one for your brother too.
For the last time I am not Garrison-san! and this is not Hat-san!Mr. Garrison
(From the 'Wild Wacky Action Bike' commercial)
Singer: Wild, Wacky Action Bike! Very hard to drive!
Narrator: Wild Wacky Action Bike is impossible to steer. And it glows in the dark!
You can take Alabama man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.Alabama Man Commercial
(Singing on the streets) Come on, people, join together. Join-together-so-I-can-get-more-money-for-ChinPokoMon!Cartman
Down with America!Chinpokomon doll
I love you. Let's be best friends and destroy American Capitalist government!Chinpokomon doll
We love Chinpokomon too! It's super toy number one!Randy
Stan: Dude! The video game just gave Kenny a seizure!
Cartman: Ah, sweet! This game's cool!
Jesus tap-dancing Christ Kyle, get with the program!Cartman