The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 4 Quotes
Marge: Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
Homer: Yes, syrup is better than jelly.
Homer: The other day, I was so desperate for a beer that I ate the sand under the bleachers at a football game.
Reverend Lovejoy: I cast thee out!
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
Moleman
Over, under, in and out, that's what shoe tying is all about.
Principal Skinner
Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
Principal Skinner
My name is Otto; I love to get blotto.
Otto
To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Bible verse. Uh... Thou shalt not... Oh, the hell with it. (Homer, throws a rock at the spider's head.)
Homer
Six simple words, I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
Homer
I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.
Groundskeeper Willie
Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
Principal Skinner
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
Ned
I Choo-Choo-Choose you.
Ralph
