The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 4 Episode 11: "Homer's Triple Bypass"

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open, and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Marge, Patty and Selma are clipping discount coupons.)
Patty: Buy three tubes of Mister Blister, get one free.
(The phone rings. Marge answers)
Marge: Hello. Yes? Oh my Lord!" (Hangs up) Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!
Patty: Oh my God!
Selma: What?
Patty: Five cents off wax paper!
(Selma slaps her cheek in amazement)
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

(While watching a glowing Homer behind an X-ray)
Dr. Hibbert: Now Mrs. Simpson, what you see here is the radioactive dye we injected into your husband's bloodstream.
Nurse: But doctor! I haven't injected the dye yet!
Dr. Hibbert: Dear lord...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cops: In Springfield Lyrics:
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse,
We don't mind using excessive force.
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Ooh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! Aw, there's a bug in it.
Marge: No there isn't.
Homer: Trust me.
(starts eating bacon)
Bart: Dad, there's a bug on that.
Homer: Meh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! (cackles evily) There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Burns: Damn their oily hides!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hibbert: I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards of $30,000.
Homer: Aaarrrggh! (collapses)
Hibbert: I'm afraid it's now $40,000.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dr. Nick: Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Homer: And Lisa...
Bart: (whispers into Homer's ear)
Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you...
Bart: (whispers into Homer's ear)
Homer:...that you're adopted and I don't like you..... BART!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
Barney: How long has it been?
Moe: Six seconds.
Barney: Do we have to start over?
Moe: Hell no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Nick: The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 10: "Lisa's First Word"

Krusty: You people are pigs! I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!
Homer: I like those odds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
TV Announcer: Next up, an hour-long episode of "Mama's Family."
Homer: Yes!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: Suppertime, boys!
Rod: Oh boy! Liver!
Todd: Iron helps us play!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mr. Rogers says it all the time.
Marge: He does not!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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