That's my son out there. I taught him how to wipe. Why won't y...
Peter: That's my son out there. I taught him how to wipe.
Jake: Why won't you teach me how to wipe, dad?
Tom Tucker: Because you don't have a bottom, son.
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 3 Episode 14: "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"
- Peter Griffin, Tom Tucker
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