There has to be something beneath that sullen exterior. Yes, a...
Chelsea [about Jake]: There has to be something beneath that sullen exterior.
Charlie: Yes, a D student with a perpetual boner.
- Charlie Harper, Chelsea
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4: "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
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Alan: I was on a date with Melissa
Charlie: How'd it go?
Alan: She broke up with me and I may have to register as a sex offender
Charlie: So at least you had fun
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Charlie [about Chelsea and Jake]: ...and one of you has to go, guess who that will be?
Jake: Why, because you sleep with her?
Charlie: Good for you, why do people think you're stupid?
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