This may be your house, but this is my son. But you've been li...
Alan: This may be your house, but this is my son.
Charlie: But you've been living here for seven years, which makes us a common law couple, which makes him our kid.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 11: "Warning, it's Dirty"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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