Mom, are you and he... Good Lord, no. The man is a thousand ye...
Alan [about Marty]: Mom, are you and he...
Evelyn: Good Lord, no. The man is a thousand years old. It's a wonder his scrotum doesn't get tangled up in the wheels.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 11: "Warning, it's Dirty"
- Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
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