What are you doing? Giving you a wedgie... where's your underw...
Charlie: What are you doing?
Alan: Giving you a wedgie... where's your underwear?
Charlie: I'm not wearing any, but thanks for scratching my ass!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 20: "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger