What are you praying for? I have a math test on Monday. Oh, ...
Alan: What are you praying for?
Jake: I have a math test on Monday.
Alan: Oh, so you're praying for a good grade?
Jake: No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.
Alan: Have you considered just studying for the test?
Jake: How would that help?
Alan: Okay, listen to me, even if we were to assume a god who would be willing to give your teacher a coldâ€”
Alan: Okay, no more praying for you.
Jake: Who are you, the Supreme Court?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 9: "Madame and Her Special Friend"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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