What does she think she's doing? She-- she's straight, she's gay...
Alan [about Judith]: What does she think she's doing? She-- she's straight, she's gay, she's straight again... I mean, place your bets! Where she lands, nobody knows!
Charlie: Alan, it's no big deal. Women get to experiment with their sexuality. It's only guys who have to make a choice and stick to it.
Alan: Where do you get this stuff?
Charlie: I make it up.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11: "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
- Two and a Half Men
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