What happens if her husband catches you? Then he shoots me and...
Alan: What happens if her husband catches you?
Charlie: Then he shoots me and you can have my house and car.
Alan: Go to her, Charlie. She's waiting!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14: "Lookin' for Japanese Subs"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger