Where's Alan? He's not here. Really? I told him I was coming...
Judith: Where's Alan?
Charlie: He's not here.
Judith: Really? I told him I was coming.
Charlie: That's probably why he's not here
- Charlie Harper, Judith Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14: "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Charlie Harper Quotes, Judith Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
Charlie [drunkenly]: You know what I like? Those big pink things with coconut.
Jake: Sno Balls?
Charlie: Yeah. Can you still get those?
Jake: Yeah, but not at the supermarket. You have to go to 7-Eleven.
Charlie: Thank you... Alan, will you drive me to 7-Eleven?
Alan: No, we're trying to study.
Charlie: Okay. I'll pretend like I'm not even here
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Alan: Okay, Lewis and Clark explored what?
Charlie: [makes buzzer sound] Louisiana Purchase.
Jake: I knew that!
Alan: Yeah, but Uncle Charlie buzzed first.
Charlie: And I'm still buzzed
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