Why are you so sure you're gonna lose? Because it doesn't matt...
Alan: Why are you so sure you're gonna lose?
Charlie: Because it doesn't matter who wrote the best jingle. It's about who has the sexiest product. That's why the awards always go to car and beer ads. Over-the-counter medications just aren't hip enough.
Alan: That hardly seems fair.
Charlie: Tell me about it. Encourage people to get drunk and drive fast, great, here's an award; relieve the heartbreak of vaginal itching, they don't even want to shake your hand
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 17: "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger