You know the difference between you and me, Alan? I don't scre...
Charlie: You know the difference between you and me, Alan?
Alan: I don't scream when I pee?
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 23: "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin"
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Fernando: Is the big one here?
Charlie: She went to get something waxed.
Alan: We were afraid to ask what
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Jake: She brought soup!
Charlie: Why would she bring soup?
Alan: You told her you had a bug. So she assumed it was bronchial. If you had been more specific like I suggested, you could have precluded this. Nobody just drops by when they think you have diarrhea.
Jake: And I bet they don't bring soup, either
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