You still have to go? Well, yeah, it doesn't evaporate. Can't ...
Berta: You still have to go?
Charlie: Well, yeah, it doesn't evaporate. Can't we pull over for a minute?
Berta: In this neighborhood, in a Mercedes? Sure, if you're partial to car theft and sodomy
- Charlie Harper, Berta
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7: "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
Bertha: Come on here, zippy!
Alan [to Naomi]: Zippy is a name she calls me because I'm... quick! [to Berta]: What?!
Bertha: What do you think you are doing? I'm trying to teach that girl responsibility! I want her to make some money from a dignified job.
Alan: Oh, please, what dignity can a woman have from making laundry and cleaning toilets? ...I...I...I'll tell you what dignity! One really good one, the best there is. I take my hat off, and goodnight
- Permalink: Come on here, zippy! What?! What do you think you are doing?...
Alan: When Judith was pregnant with Jake, I don't know if it was hormones or pheromones, but she just couldn't get enough of me. And ever since then, every time I see a pregnant woman I just... [lustful moan]
Charlie: Okay, seriously, you got to stop that.
Alan: I am telling you, it was nine months of the hottest sex we've ever had, even with the morning sickness and hemorrhoids.
Charlie: Oh. Maybe that explains Jake's grades.
Alan: The morning sickness and hemorrhoids?
Charlie: No, the repeated blows to his unformed head
- Permalink: When Judith was pregnant with Jake, I don't know if it was hormo...