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How-i-met-your-mother

Ted and Marshall get into a fight over who gets the apartment when Marshall and Lily get married. When the two try to settle it with a sword fight, Lily accidentally gets stabbed.

Ted goes to a matchmaker whose computer program only returns woman who have already been matched. Lily and Marshall discover a Cockamouse, a combination of a cockroach and mouse, in their apartment.

"Slutty Pumpkin"

Ted waits around the apartment on Halloween in the hopes that the girl dressed as a slutty pumpkin from years ago will return to their rooftop party.

"Okay Awesome"

Ted and Barney go to a club to pick up woman while Lily and Marshall try to be grown ups and host a wine party at the house for other couples.

"Return of the Shirt"

Ted tries to rekindle a past relationship but quickly discovers why it didn't work the first time.

"Sweet Taste of Liberty"

Ted and Barney fly to Philadelphia after using one of Barney's techniques to pick up women. While in Philadelphia the boys might not score but they do something legendary.

"Purple Giraffe"

After Ted throw three parties so he can casually hang out with Robin again, they end up just being friends. Barney tries to pick up the girl who knows no one at the party.

Marshall proposed to Lily who says yes which prompts Ted to begin his journey to find his wife. Ted meets Robin, who he thinks is the one.

HIMYM Quotes

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney
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