"Bart the Daredevil"

After going to a monster truck rally, Bart decides to become a daredevil himself. Things eventually lead to Bart wanting to jump the Springfield gorge.

"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

After Bart is blamed for ruining the Simpsons family Thanksgiving, he runs away.

"Dead Putting Society"

After becoming jealous of Ned, Homer places a bet that Bart will be Todd in a game of mini-golf. The loser will have to mow the other's lawn in their Sunday dress.

"Dancin' Homer"

Homer becomes the mascot for the local minor league baseball team, the Springfield Isotopes and is eventually promoted to the big team in Capital City and forced to move.

"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

After Bart catches a three-eyed fish in the river by the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, the plant gets inspected and is fined for over $56 million. To avoid losing his plant, Mr. Burns runs for Governor.

"Treehouse of Horror"

The first Halloween special of The Simpsons features three stories: "Bad Dream House," "Hungry and the Damned," and the Edgar Allan Poe classic "The Raven."

"Simpson and Delilah"

Homer lies on a insurance form to get a new hair formula that works. After his new head of hair gets him a promotion, Smithers gets jealous and investigates.

"Bart Gets an F"

When Bart fails a test he has one more chance to pass it or risk failing the fourth great. After praying for a miracle, Bart gets a blizzard and a chance to study.

"Some Enchanted Evening"

While Homer and Marge are out trying to rekindle their marriage, they leave the kids home with a diabolical serial killer.

"Krusty Gets Busted"

When Krusty is arrested for committing armed robbery, Bart sets out on a quest to clear his idol's name.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?