"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

When Mr. Burns hits Bart with a car, Lionel Hutz (Phil Hartman) suggests that the Simpsons sue Burns. Hutz gets Bart to see the sketchy Dr. Nick Riviera.

"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"

After Maggie attacks Homer with a mallet, Marge blames the Itchy & Scratchy Show for the violence. Marge forms SNUH and gets the writers to tone down the violence, but soon the censorship gets out of control.

"Bart the Daredevil"

After going to a monster truck rally, Bart decides to become a daredevil himself. Things eventually lead to Bart wanting to jump the Springfield gorge.

"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

After Bart is blamed for ruining the Simpsons family Thanksgiving, he runs away.

"Dead Putting Society"

After becoming jealous of Ned, Homer places a bet that Bart will be Todd in a game of mini-golf. The loser will have to mow the other's lawn in their Sunday dress.

"Dancin' Homer"

Homer becomes the mascot for the local minor league baseball team, the Springfield Isotopes and is eventually promoted to the big team in Capital City and forced to move.

"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

After Bart catches a three-eyed fish in the river by the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, the plant gets inspected and is fined for over $56 million. To avoid losing his plant, Mr. Burns runs for Governor.

"Treehouse of Horror"

The first Halloween special of The Simpsons features three stories: "Bad Dream House," "Hungry and the Damned," and the Edgar Allan Poe classic "The Raven."

"Simpson and Delilah"

Homer lies on a insurance form to get a new hair formula that works. After his new head of hair gets him a promotion, Smithers gets jealous and investigates.

"Bart Gets an F"

When Bart fails a test he has one more chance to pass it or risk failing the fourth great. After praying for a miracle, Bart gets a blizzard and a chance to study.

The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!