"The Way We Was"

In a flashback, Marge tells the story of how she and Homer met in high school in 1974. The two meet in attention and Homer asks Marge to be his date to prom, but she ends up going with Artie Ziff (Jon Lovitz) instead.

"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"

When the Simpsons go to a sushi bar, Homer decides to try Fugu, a poisonous fish if not cut properly. Homer ends up going to the hospital and told he has 22 hours to live and tries to live his life to the fullest.

"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

When Mr. Burns hits Bart with a car, Lionel Hutz (Phil Hartman) suggests that the Simpsons sue Burns. Hutz gets Bart to see the sketchy Dr. Nick Riviera.

"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"

After Maggie attacks Homer with a mallet, Marge blames the Itchy & Scratchy Show for the violence. Marge forms SNUH and gets the writers to tone down the violence, but soon the censorship gets out of control.

"Bart the Daredevil"

After going to a monster truck rally, Bart decides to become a daredevil himself. Things eventually lead to Bart wanting to jump the Springfield gorge.

"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

After Bart is blamed for ruining the Simpsons family Thanksgiving, he runs away.

"Dead Putting Society"

After becoming jealous of Ned, Homer places a bet that Bart will be Todd in a game of mini-golf. The loser will have to mow the other's lawn in their Sunday dress.

"Dancin' Homer"

Homer becomes the mascot for the local minor league baseball team, the Springfield Isotopes and is eventually promoted to the big team in Capital City and forced to move.

"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

After Bart catches a three-eyed fish in the river by the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, the plant gets inspected and is fined for over $56 million. To avoid losing his plant, Mr. Burns runs for Governor.

"Treehouse of Horror"

The first Halloween special of The Simpsons features three stories: "Bad Dream House," "Hungry and the Damned," and the Edgar Allan Poe classic "The Raven."

The Simpsons Quotes

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.
Officer Lou: I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve?
(Lou and Eddie laugh)
Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.
Officer Lou: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Saxxy Boy?

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart