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During the season eight premiere of Two and a Half Men:

  • When Charlie wakes up on the stair case and his pants in the mailbox, he decides to give up drinking... liquor.  Man can still have beer and wine right?
  • Meanwhile, Jake finally discovers that Alan is sleeping with his best friend's mother and they take the relationship out in the open.
  • Speaking of Jake, the dude sneaks two girls into his room for a menage a tois, but tells his dad it's for surfing.

 

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Charlie: Think it through Alan, for what possible activity would I need my pants off an my shoes on?
Alan: I dunno, chasing a reluctant hooker?
Charlie: Can't rule it out.

Alan: I guess a little morning quickie is out of the question?
Charlie: if you can do it without waking me up... you're not realy thinking about it are you?

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