I hope he didn't get cancer all over the seat.

Stewie

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Dr. Pritchfield: You seem to have a lot of opinions about things.
Stewie: Yeah, there are a lot of dicks.

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After five minutes you think you know me?

Stewie

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Quahog. What a pile of garbage.

Stewie

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When I was in the orphanage, my Sunday school shoes were potatoes.

Dr. Pritchfield

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Stewie: Brian, I did something awful.
Brian: Do you want to talk about it?
Stewie: No.

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Sorry, got distracted. There are a lot of rats in London.

Watson

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Stewie: So when do the strippers arrive?
Brian: 1952.

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I hope no one from the train is on this boat. I'm wearing the same outfit.

Stewie

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Stewie: We made it just in time, and I was able to fool you because I am a master of disguise.
Brian: It seems like you're just good at dressing like a woman.

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You've never seen a homeless vet, and people are being really nice to me. They open doors for you.

Peter

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Compared to the Navy the Coast Guard is totally unprofessional and incompetent.

Quagmire

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