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Compared to him, we're about as useless as one of the those automated bathroom sinks.
Peter
And I'm bisexual like all the members of the Coast Guard. Goodnight Coast Guard. I hope you enjoyed the episode.
Peter
For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I'm investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don't want to be part of society, Brian. They've made that very clear.
Stewie
Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.
Brian
The stock market is a sucker's bet like chasing your tail.
Brian
Stewie: You're really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we're going to make a fortune.
Brian: Hold on, Stewie. I'm not some run-of-the-mill Wall Street scumbag in it just for the profits. Every dollar I make, one goes to me and one goes to charity.
Stewie: I'm going to rent a Ferrari and cruise the pier. You want in?
Brian: Well, cancer's not going anywhere.
Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.
Stewie: I can't believe you still want to invest in this. They use dog meat. How can you condone the eating of other dogs?
Brian: Oh, c'mon, Stewie, it's their way. Who are we to judge other cultures?
For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.
Peter
If you want to have fun with your girl try dancing. It's fun and good for your health.
Peter
Even in the 50s you're a scumbag.
Stewie
If God would have wanted women in the workplace he would have made them alcoholics.
Peter
