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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7 Review: Petey IV

Family Guy Review: Petey IV

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after he receives an email from Peter while Brian adjusts to his new life. Read on.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3 Review: Nanny Goats

Family Guy Review: Nanny Goats

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Lois and Peter try to reconnect as a married couple after Lois' parents pay for a nanny. Read on for our review!
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Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

(Brian and Stewie sitting at table)Brian: So what happened?Stewie: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian...what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don't guys just do that?Brian: They do, it's called being gay.Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.