Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20 Review: Prom Night

Riverdale Review: Prom Night

An enemy from Betty's past returns to disrupt her celebrations at the junior prom on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20. What chaos did they create? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19 Review: Fear the Reaper

Riverdale Review: Fear the Reaper

Betty digs deep and discovers one of the Evernever's most treasured secrets on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19. What does she discover? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18 Review: Jawbreaker

Riverdale Review: Jawbreaker

Betty makes a risky move to save Alice from The Farm on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18. Does her plan work or does it backfire? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 Review: BIG FUN

Riverdale Review: BIG FUN

The Farm sponsorsed Riverdale High's latest musical, Heathers The Musical, on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16. Was the night fun or a flop? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 Review: American Dreams

Riverdale Review: American Dreams

Archie challenges loyal members of The Gargoyle King to a deadly battle on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15. Does he come out on top? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 Review: Bizzarodale

Riverdale Review: Bizzarodale

The Gargoyle King invites The Midnight Club to finish their game on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12. Do the adults complete their mission? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 Review: The Red Dahlia

Riverdale Review: The Red Dahlia

Veronica hires Jughead to find out her father's shooter on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11. Does he find the guilty party? Read on to find out. Kelly Ripa guest stars.
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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Betty: Why are you getting so upset? It's just a party, Jug.
Jughead: It's not just a party. It's the fact that you don't know, or even care, that this is the last thing I would want. You did this for you to prove something.
Betty: To prove what?
Jughead: You're a great girlfriend? I don't know. Doesn't it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level? You're a straight-A student, a cheerleader. For God sakes, you're the perfect girl-next-door.
Betty: I hate that word.
Jughead: I'm the damaged, loner outsider from the wrong side of tracks. Betty, come on, who are we kidding?! We're on borrowed time.