Quotables for the Week Ending November 19, 2015
Carissa Pavlica at . Updated at .37. Criminal Minds
Morgan: Hey, did you want a cup?
JJ: Mm.
Morgan: Oh right, right. The whole...uh...yeah.
JJ: Yeah. I'm still nursing. Ah it's okay. Only 45 days, 3 hours and 6 minutes left. But who's counting?
38. Hawaii Five-0
Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for?
Chin: Use your imagination.
Hank: I'd rather not.
39. The Bastard Executioner
Lady Love: Despite your aggressive, secretive and often illicit tactics, I am quite fond of you, Milus.
Milus: I believe you left out godless. I am fond of you as well, dear Love.
40. NCIS
Jake, I'm in a bad place. I hurt a lot. I'm going home to Oklahoma. Don't contact me. I'm not sure when I'll be back.
Bishop [in a note]
41. Ash vs Evil Dead
Ash: OK, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo: OK. You know I'm not Mexican, right?
Ash: That's the spirit. Sit tight, watch the wheels, be back in jif.
42. NCIS: New Orleans
Thing is, family is what you make of it. Sometimes, it's simple. Most times, it's not.
Pride
43. Doctor Who
The Doctor: But sleep is vital. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep.
Clara: When?
The Doctor: Well, when you're not looking.
44. Scream Queens
I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza?
Chanel
45. Arrow
It's actually better way than how you usually spend your evenings, dressing in leather and tying people up!
Felicity
46. Rosewood
This place is holding you back. I'm holding you back. You should pursue your singing, all this is my dream, not yours.
Rosewood
47. Supergirl
Chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy, and as someone who's been to twelve different planets, I mean that literally.
Kara
48. Law & Order: SVU
Louis Hoda may walk if Hastler can make it look like your emotions are getting in the way of your police work, which is what they're doing right now.
Barba
49. You're the Worst
Sam: Why would you let me do that show?
Gretchen: Because you wanted to! You said, and I quote, "Get your negligent ass down to Fire 103, we doin' a show."
Sam: My blood sugar was low, you're supposed to give me some goddamn almonds!
50. Chicago PD
Attorney: Where's my client?
Halstead: Which one? You've had a busy day maybe we should assign you a parking space.
51. Code Black
I've been texting Christa all these panic faced emojis, and she's not responding.
Dr. Malaya Pineda
52. Supernatural
Dean: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Sam: No, I'm kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
53. Bones
Booth: When you're married to a, I don't know, a best selling novelist you can get in pretty much anywhere you want.
Aubrey: What if your partner's wife is a best selling novelist?
Brennan: That doesn't count.
54. The Vampire Diaries
Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
Damon: Best...Thanksgiving...ever.
55. How to Get Away with Murder
Annalise: They killed Sam, Asher. It wasn't Bonnie. She just said that to protect them, but Sam attacked Rebecca and they killed Sam. And I've been covering for them the whole time. And now they're going to help cover for you.
Michaela: Why are you doing this to us?
Annalise: Because all of this, everything that's happened. Sinclair coming after me, using Asher, now this. It all started with what the four of you did. Now let's get to work!
56. Heroes Reborn
I know all this has been really rough on you. It's been a long night, but we're safe now. Together.
Noah
57. Haven
I know what you can do seems incredible, but it is a Trouble, it is not a power.
Audrey