Quotables for the Week Ending November 19, 2015

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37. Criminal Minds

Abducted in phoenix criminal minds

Morgan: Hey, did you want a cup?
JJ: Mm.
Morgan: Oh right, right. The whole...uh...yeah.
JJ: Yeah. I'm still nursing. Ah it's okay. Only 45 days, 3 hours and 6 minutes left. But who's counting?

Morgan: Hey, did you want a cup? JJ: Mm. Morgan: Oh right, right. The whole...uh...yeah. JJ: Yeah. I'm still nursing. Ah it's okay. Only...

38. Hawaii Five-0

Chinese arms dealers hawaii five 0

Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for?
Chin: Use your imagination.
Hank: I'd rather not.

Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for? Chin: Use your imagination. Hank: I'd rather not.

39. The Bastard Executioner

Band of brothers the bastard executioner

Lady Love: Despite your aggressive, secretive and often illicit tactics, I am quite fond of you, Milus.
Milus: I believe you left out godless. I am fond of you as well, dear Love.

Lady Love: Despite your aggressive, secretive and often illicit tactics, I am quite fond of you, Milus. Milus: I believe you left out...

40. NCIS

Marital issues ncis

Jake, I'm in a bad place. I hurt a lot. I'm going home to Oklahoma. Don't contact me. I'm not sure when I'll be back.

Bishop [in a note]
Jake, I'm in a bad place. I hurt a lot. I'm going home to Oklahoma. Don't contact me. I'm not sure when I'll be back.

41. Ash vs Evil Dead

Inside books from beyond ash vs evil dead

Ash: OK, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo: OK. You know I'm not Mexican, right?
Ash: That's the spirit. Sit tight, watch the wheels, be back in jif.

Ash: OK, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a...

42. NCIS: New Orleans

Blackout ncis new orleans

Thing is, family is what you make of it. Sometimes, it's simple. Most times, it's not.

Pride
Thing is, family is what you make of it. Sometimes, it's simple. Most times, it's not.

43. Doctor Who

Space station footage doctor who

The Doctor: But sleep is vital. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep.
Clara: When?
The Doctor: Well, when you're not looking.

The Doctor: But sleep is vital. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep. Clara: When? The Doctor: Well, when you're not looking.

44. Scream Queens

A ghastly tale scream queens

I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza?

Chanel
I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel...

45. Arrow

Furture mayor and first lady arrow s4e7

It's actually better way than how you usually spend your evenings, dressing in leather and tying people up!

Felicity
It's actually better way than how you usually spend your evenings, dressing in leather and tying people up!

46. Rosewood

The bounty hunter rosewood

This place is holding you back. I'm holding you back. You should pursue your singing, all this is my dream, not yours.

Rosewood
This place is holding you back. I'm holding you back. You should pursue your singing, all this is my dream, not yours.

47. Supergirl

Dr danvers supergirl

Chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy, and as someone who's been to twelve different planets, I mean that literally.

Kara
Chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy, and as someone who's been to twelve different planets, I mean that literally.

48. Law & Order: SVU

Media attention

Louis Hoda may walk if Hastler can make it look like your emotions are getting in the way of your police work, which is what they're doing right now.

Barba
Louis Hoda may walk if Hastler can make it look like your emotions are getting in the way of your police work, which is what they're...

49. You're the Worst

Getting closer youre the worst

Sam: Why would you let me do that show?
Gretchen: Because you wanted to! You said, and I quote, "Get your negligent ass down to Fire 103, we doin' a show."
Sam: My blood sugar was low, you're supposed to give me some goddamn almonds!

Sam: Why would you let me do that show? Gretchen: Because you wanted to! You said, and I quote, "Get your negligent ass down to Fire 103,...

50. Chicago PD

A strange link chicago pd s3e9

Attorney: Where's my client?
Halstead: Which one? You've had a busy day maybe we should assign you a parking space.

Attorney: Where's my client? Halstead: Which one? You've had a busy day maybe we should assign you a parking space.

51. Code Black

Bone marrow drive code black

I've been texting Christa all these panic faced emojis, and she's not responding.

Dr. Malaya Pineda
I've been texting Christa all these panic faced emojis, and she's not responding.

52. Supernatural

A call for help from sheriff donna supernatural season 11 episod

Dean: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Sam: No, I'm kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.

Dean: Killer clown? Are you serious? Sam: No, I'm kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.

53. Bones

Hodgins becomes paranoid bones

Booth: When you're married to a, I don't know, a best selling novelist you can get in pretty much anywhere you want.
Aubrey: What if your partner's wife is a best selling novelist?
Brennan: That doesn't count.

Booth: When you're married to a, I don't know, a best selling novelist you can get in pretty much anywhere you want. Aubrey: What if your...

54. The Vampire Diaries

A few words for lily the vampire diaries s7e7

Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
Damon: Best...Thanksgiving...ever.

Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style? Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way. Damon:...

55. How to Get Away with Murder

A break in the case how to get away with murder

Annalise: They killed Sam, Asher. It wasn't Bonnie. She just said that to protect them, but Sam attacked Rebecca and they killed Sam. And I've been covering for them the whole time. And now they're going to help cover for you.
Michaela: Why are you doing this to us?
Annalise: Because all of this, everything that's happened. Sinclair coming after me, using Asher, now this. It all started with what the four of you did. Now let's get to work!

Annalise: They killed Sam, Asher. It wasn't Bonnie. She just said that to protect them, but Sam attacked Rebecca and they killed Sam. And...

56. Heroes Reborn

Destinies cross heroes reborn

I know all this has been really rough on you. It's been a long night, but we're safe now. Together.

Noah
I know all this has been really rough on you. It's been a long night, but we're safe now. Together.

57. Haven

The void haven

I know what you can do seems incredible, but it is a Trouble, it is not a power.

Audrey
I know what you can do seems incredible, but it is a Trouble, it is not a power.

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