Quotables for Week Ending October 7, 2016

What were the best lines of the first week of October? Scroll through our slideshow and find out! Did your favorites make the list?
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Quotables for Week Ending September 30, 2016

Another week with more quotable moments. Did your favorite shows hold up the dialogue on the second week of fall television? Find out right here!
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9 Reasons You Should Be Watching The Last Man On Earth

A margarita pool? Check! Will Ferrell? Check! Cricket casserole? Check! Click ahead to see what else you're missing out on by not watching The Last Man on Earth.
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Quotables for Week Ending May 20, 2016

We have the best quotes from around the dial for the week ending May 20, 2016. A lot of shows had finales. Find out if their dialogue was up to par!
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Quotables from Week Ending May 13, 2016

Does it being Friday the 13th mean the quotes are any different? The only way to find out is to scroll through the quotes of the week. Take a look!
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Quotables for Week Ending April 29, 2016

Sure, shows are winding down for the season, but that just makes capturing their quotes all the more important! See what we have for you this week inside!
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Quotables for Week Ending April 22, 2016

The best quotes for the week ending April 22, 2016, are coming at you! We let the characters do the talking on our behalf once a week. Find out what they have to say!
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13 Characters Who Just Need to Chill, Man

Some characters take things a little too seriously, think everything is a life or death situation or just generally make more of every small thing. They need to chill out!
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Quotables for Week Ending April 15, 2016

April 15th often gets a bad rap as tax day in the US, but not this year! And ending our quotables on the day makes it even better. Read on for what's in store!
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Quotables from Week Ending April 8, 2016

We have quotes this week that drop pop culture references to Blake Lively, Robocop, Skinemax (woowoo) and Santana - and that's just by Tuesday! Read on!
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Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2016

It's the best day of the week! We have quotes. Hold onto your hats, guys, because we have some great one for you. Who won the coveted top four positions?
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Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

We're adding a day to this week and moving quotables to Saturday! They snark and wisdom will be just the same. Who said it best this week? Find out!
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The Last Man on Earth Quotes

Carol: We should go back and get that bomb...
Phil: Carol... I knew you were gonna say that. I don't know how to put a bomb back in that little thingy!
Carol: We're Americans, we put a man on the moon!
Phil: Fine, if you wanna go back and get the bomb, we'll go back and get the bomb.
Carol: That won't be necessary, Phil, it's fine. Just the fact that you offered is good enough for me.

(to herself) Hm. Nice. Could use a little razzmatazz, though. Bam. "Oooh, Carol, where did you get such an expensive T-shirt? In the jewel markets of Monaco?"

Carol