Alan: Birthday card for mom -- sign it.
Charlie: No thanks. Come back with a "do not resuscitate" form and we'll talk.
Charlie: No thanks. Come back with a "do not resuscitate" form and we'll talk.
Added By: Eric Hochberger
Date Added: 11/09/10
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