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Alan: Birthday card for mom -- sign it.
Charlie: No thanks. Come back with a "do not resuscitate" form and we'll talk.


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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 Quotes

Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.

Alan

Jake: I thought you had a date tonight?
Charlie: Not a date. A date experience.
Megan: What's the difference?
Charlie: About $1500.

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