Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 16)
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 7: "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window"
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 6: "The Fool Monty"
Homer: he will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Lisa: I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.
Homer: That'd be one weird looking kid.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Bart: What's your note say?
Lisa: The seven of clubs?
Homer: Tada!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
Bart: We'll see.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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