Two and a Half Men

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Alan: Charlie, do you have any idea how bad you're making me look?
Charlie: That's not me. It's genetics and barber school haircuts.


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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 Quotes

Diamonds get you skull in the backseat of a limo. Pottery Barny won't get you dry humped in the back of a city bus.

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Berta: I also found a half written suicide note in your brother's handwriting. Should I be nervous?
Charlie: You mean that he won't get through with it?