I saw this video called Topless Co-eds of the Big Ten and I deci...
Jake: I saw this video called "Topless Co-eds of the Big Ten" and I decided I had to go to college.
Alan: You expect me to pay $30,000-$40,000 a year so you can meet drunk girls who will lift their shirts?
Jake: Yes, please.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11: "Dead from the Waist Down"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger