Just out of curiosity, what the hell happened in your brother's ...
Berta: Just out of curiosity, what the hell happened in your brother's bathroom?
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta: The quiet ones are always the freaks
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Berta
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 9: "Yes, Monsignor"
- Two and a Half Men
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Lisa [to her baby]: Oh, what a hungry little girl!
Charlie: Of course she's hungry. She must have dropped half her body weight in that last diaper!
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Charlie: So, what are you doing for dinner tonight?
Lisa: You're shameless.
Charlie: Thank you.
Lisa: It's not a compliment.
Charlie: Whatever. So, how about dinner tonight?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: So what? I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!
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