My failed marriage is like a dead dog. But it serves as fertiliz...
Alan: My failed marriage is like a dead dog. But it serves as fertilizer for the shrub, which represents my new life. So if I try to revitalize the marriage, you know, digging up the dog, then I'm killing the shrub, which is me.
Berta: Like you said, it's apt.
Alan: Thank you Berta, you're a very insightful woman.
Berta: I know. In a just world, you'll be washing my shorts
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11: "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
- Alan Harper, Berta
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- Eric Hochberger