Now, to the issue of underage drinking. Not only is it against ...
Alan: Now, to the issue of underage drinking. Not only is it against the law, alcohol destroys brain cells.
Charlie: Alan, you gotta tailor the pitch to the audience.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: Forget brain cells. Jake, listen to me, this is very important. Alcohol can make it tough to get a boner.
Jake: You're kidding?
Charlie: I can't tell you how many times I've said, "this has never happened before."
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19: "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
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