What are you auctioning? Well, a few rare books, a couple of l...
Charlie: What are you auctioning?
Alan: Well, a few rare books, a couple of lithos, a set of golf clubs...
Charlie: Since when do you play golf?
Alan: Uh, well, technically, they're your clubs.
Charlie: You're stealing from me?!
Alan: Oh, come on, you only bought 'em so you could go to Palm Springs and pick up lesbians!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 18: "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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