What is that? A portable massage table. So what are you givi...
Charlie: What is that?
Alan: A portable massage table.
Charlie: So what are you giving rub and tugs on the pier now?
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18: "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.
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Alan: Let me get this one.
Charlie: Really? You're not going for the world record?
Alan: What are you talking about?
Charlie: 1647 meals in a row where you haven't taken your stupid velcro wallet.
Alan: You were counting?
Charlie: Was I close?
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