Why did you run away? Because I hate it there! Is this about...

Alan: Why did you run away?
Jake: Because I hate it there!
Alan: Is this about the upcoming nuptials?
Jake: It's nothing to do with puberty, dad. It's about mom getting married


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Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5: "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Herb, you haven't touched your beer.
Herb: Oh, well I'm not too much of a drinker.
Charlie: So let's have a drinking game: Whenever Alan gives me a strange look, we all have a drink. [Alan stares at him]
Charlie: Whoops, let's just start it

I need to start carrying my own weight, which is actually getting easier now that I'm wasting away

Alan
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