Your very own cellphone. Ah, cool! Now, the important thing ...
Alan: Oh, I almost forgot, I got you a little present: your very own cellphone.
Jake: Ah, cool!
Alan: Now, the important thing to remember is that this is not a toy. It's to use in emergencies only.
Jake: "Emergenies?" What emergencies?
Charlie: (whispering) "Dad, come get me. I'm stuffed in my locker and my underwear is wet."
Alan: That only happened once.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 1: "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
- Two and a Half Men
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