(voiceover) Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists. It is real. It is possible. It is yours.
Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, you little pervert. Oh hey Luke. You've been reading this? Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right? Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there you are!