"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"

When Mr. Garrison assigns the kids the controversial book, The Catcher in the Rye, the boys determine it inoffensive and write their own story, "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs."

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"Sexual Healing"

When Tiger Woods claims to have a sex addiction, suddenly all the men in South Park realize they're sex addicts.

The boys' adventure at a water park turns into an end of the world scenario when the pool contains too much urine.

"Butters' Very Own Episode"

When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.

"Kenny Dies"

Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.

"Here Comes the Neighborhood"

Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts several wealthy, black families to South Park.

"The Entity"

Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.

"How to Eat with Your Butt"

When Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton, a family of butt faces come to South Park looking for their lost son.

"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"

The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.

"Towelie"

In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.

South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.