South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Episode Guide
A retelling of the classic Charles Dicken's novel, "Great Expectations," starring Pip and narrated by Malcom McDowell.
Timmy tries to rescue a live turkey that they're using in the school's play of Helen Keller.
A man from the future tries to save mankind from Cartman's trapper keeper; Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class has mistakes with the ballots for class president.
The boys enter fourth grade and end up missing third grade; Meanwhile, their new teacher, Ms. Choksondik seeks the help of Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit denying his homosexuality.
The boys of South Park end up creating their own church; Satan must choose between his boyfriend, Chris, and Saddam Hussein.
The boys try to learn whether Jews and the handicap go to heaven or hell; Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein returns to Hell and has an awkward reunion with Satan.
Cartman gets Stan, Kyle and Kenny to help him make a boy band, "Finger Bang" to try and earn $10 million.
Chef protests the racist South Park flag; Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she thinks she has a crush on Cartman.
Stan tries to convince Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life; Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novel writer after getting fired.
When Cartman is looking for more mature friends, he ends up being a poster boy for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association); Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another kid.
