"Crossing Over"

Nikolai Jakov, the head of the Russian KGB, is thinking about defecting Russia and Archer is put in charge of his possible father's safety.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Bloody Ferlin"

Archer and Lana head to West Virginia with Ray to help his brother out of a bind.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Lo Scandalo"

Malory calls in Archer and Lana for help when the Italian Prime Minister is shot in her apartment.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Drift Problem"

Archer receives a spy-modified Dodge Challenger from Malory for his birthday, but ends up losing it.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"The Limited"

ISIS must help transport a Canadian terrorist aboard a train in "The Limited."

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"El Contador"

Archer, Lana and Cyril head to the jungle to capture a wanted drug dealer, while the ISIS gang goes to Krieger for help with their own drug problem.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"The Man From Jupiter"

Archer returns for the rest of its third season when Malory begins dating Sterling's hero - Burt Reynolds (guest voicing himself).

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Heart of Archness: Part III"

Archer returns for one last special episode with Part III of "Heart of Archness." Will Sterling and the gang escape the Pirate Fortress?

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Heart of Archness: Part II"

Sterling and Rip must try and "escape" a pirate fortress during the second part of the Archer special assignment, "Heart of Archness."

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Heart of Archness: Part I"

Archer returns for a three part special during September titled, "Heart of Archness." Like Heart of Darkness. Get it? Eh, nevermind.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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Archer Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer