"Jewpacabra"

Cartman searches for an elusive creature on this episode of South Park. It's all about Easter.

  • 2.5 / 5.0
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"Faith Hilling"

A life-threatening phenomenon takes over South Park this week, as two species do battle on the episode "Faith Hilling.'

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Cash For Gold"

Cartman comes up with a new business idea this week. It involves the selling of gemstones.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Reverse Cowgirl"

When Clyde accidentally kills his mother by not putting the toilet seat down, Americans are forced to buckle themselves in to poo.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Poor Kid"

On the season fifteen finale, Kenny's parents get arrested and the poor kid might end up in foster care!

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"A History Channel Thanksgiving"

The South Park kids watch a History Channel Thanksgiving and believe that aliens were involved in this holiday. Well, at least Cartman seems to buy it.

  • 3.2 / 5.0
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When Cartman becomes the 1% result of the Presidential Physical Fitness, the other 99% of the class team up against him. Like Occupy Wall Street. Get it?

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Broadway Bro Down"

Randy and Sharon head to Broadway to watch a musical. Although Randy starts off bored, he changes his mind with a "Broadway Bro Down."

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Bass to Mouth"

The South Park elementary students' secrets are all exposed via an online gossip blog. Who is it? Gossip Girl?

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Last of the Meheecans"

Cartman and the boys play a little Texans versus Mexicans, but the game turns serious when Cartman ends up joining the U.S. Border Patrol.

  • 3.4 / 5.0
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.