"Obama Wins!"

On South Park's season finale, Kyle must stop Cartman from changing the outcome of the election for a shocking reason.

  • 4.1 / 5.0
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"A Scause for Applause"

On South Park, Jesus and Stan try to clear their names after they're revealed as frauds for the wristband-based causes they promoted.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"A Nightmare on Face Time"

On South Park, Stan gets trapped on Halloween when Randy buys a Blockbuster, and he must try to go trick-and-treating with the rest of the gang while his dad slowly goes mad.

  • 2.8 / 5.0
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"Going Native"

A suddenly-angry Butters must discover his true roots and discover the source of his anger in order to save his native people.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Insecurity"

On South Park, Kyle discovers his mom is having an affair, which sets off a chain of events that causes the town to dress up as Bane and terrorize door-to-door workers.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Raising the Bar"

On South Park, Cartman accepts that he's fat, and winds up tangling with reality TV star Honey Boo Boo.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Sarcastaball"

As a response to new safety regulations for his son's football team, Stan Marsh suggests that everyone play a safer, friendlier sport called sarcastaball instead, which becomes an inadvertent national success, sarcastically.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Cartman Finds Love"

The new girl at school turns heads, especially Cartman's, on this episode of South Park.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"

On Spring break, the boys go ziplining in the Rockies. When their trip goes awry, will they survive on this week's South Park?

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Butterballs"

Stan makes a dance video to boost awareness about bullying but can he handle the pressure?

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.