"Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"

Spending Valentine's Day alone prompts Walden to beg Kate for a second chance while Alan's plans go awry on Two and a Half Men.

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"Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It"

Alan isn't happy when Jake brings home his 30 something girlfriend while Walden keeps a secret from Alan on The Big Bang Theory.

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"Run, Steven Staven! Run!"

On Two and a Half Men, Lyndsey decides to go on a date when someone else after Alan refuses to give her a key to the beach house.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Grab a Feather and Get in Line"

Alan and Walden head to Kate's fashion show in New York City where Walden considers coming clean about his double identity on Two and a Half Men.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Welcome to Alancrest"

On Two and a Half Men, Alan uses Walden's money to finance Kate's fashion line, while Walden's double identity starts to wear him down.

  • 3.9 / 5.0
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"Give Santa a Tail-Hole"

On Two and a Half Men, Walden continues to maintain his two identities while Alan finds himself alone on Christmas.

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"One Nut Johnson"

On Two and a Half Men, when Walden wants to find a woman who won't only love his for his money, Alan helps him create and alias.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"I Scream When I Pee"

On Two and a Half Men, Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi decides she may want him back and Walden decides to make a fuss over Berta's birthday even though she'd rather forget it.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Something My Gynocologist Said"

Alan has a revelation when he ponders a commitment with Lyndsey and Walden gets the attention of a wealthy older woman on Two and a Half Men.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Avoid the Chinese Mustard"

On Two and a Half Men, when Walden can't handle the ups and downs of a regular relationship he hires an actress to play his girlfriend.

  • 5.0 / 5.0
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket