"Ferrets, Attack!"

Walden is in trouble when he must choose between Zoey and Rose on Two and a Half Men.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"

Walden starts dating Rose even though Alan voices his concerns on Two and a Half Men.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"You Know What the Lollipop Is For"

Walden starts to feel his age when an old friend's daughter comes to visit on Two and a Half Men.

  • 2.0 / 5.0
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"Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt"

On Two and a Half Men, when their sex life feels dull, Alan and Lindsey decide to spice things up.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"A Big Bag of Dog"

On Two and a Half Men, Alan questions Walden's mental health after his breakup with Zoey.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"I Changed My Mind About The Milk"

Michael Bolton guest stars on the Season 10 premiere of Two and a Half Men, while we get a glimpse at Jake in the Army.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Oh Look! Al Qaeda?"

It's the season finale of Two and a Half Men, as Alan and Lindsey get into a major argument.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Straw In My Donut Hole"

Zoey wonders why everyone makes such a fuss when Alan leaves the hospital on the 200th episode of Two and a Half Men.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Why We Gave Up Women"

Kathy Bates guest stars on Two and a Half Men this week. As Charlie?!? Yup.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Mr. Hose Says Yes"

Alan moves in with Lindsey and the results aren't what he expected. Meanwhile Zoey and her daughter become Walden's housemates.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket