"Grandma's Pie"

Alan and Lyndsey react to the shocking development in their lives this week: their mothers are dating?!?

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Palmdale, Ech"

Jake and Elridge enlist the help of Walden this week. He drives them to a high school party.

  • 4.1 / 5.0
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"The War Against Gingivitis"

Patton Oswalt guest stars on this episode of Two and a Half Men. He plays Walden's former business partner.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Not In My Mouth"

Does Lyndsey have a drinking problem? Alan ponders this question on this episode of Two and a Half Men.

  • 2.5 / 5.0
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"Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"

It's an anger-filled Valentine's Day on Two and a Half Men, as Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped inside together.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Duchess of Dull-In Sack"

Two and a Half Men is back after a brief hiatus. This episode is titled "The Duchess of Dull-In Sack."

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"A Possum on Chemo"

Walden changes up his look on Two and a Half Men this week. So long, homeless guy!

  • 3.6 / 5.0
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"Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"

Walden needs help from Alan on this episode of Two and a Half Men because his mother and ex-wife attempt wrestle away control of his company.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"One False Move, Zimbabwe!"

Alan falls for Walden's mom on this episode of Two and a Half Men, while also learning something about her new friend's past.

  • 3.2 / 5.0
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"What a Lovely Landing Strip"

Walden tries to impress his new love interest this week. But then Bridget reappears in his life.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket