Boy am I thirsty. That's 'cause you sweat so much during sex. ...
Alan: Boy am I thirsty.
Kandi: That's 'cause you sweat so much during sex.
Alan: Hey, I may not have the biggest boat in the marina, but nobody rows harder than me.
Kandi: You have a boat?
Alan: No, sweetie, what I meant was...
Charlie: Hey, hey, hey, some of us don't want to hear about your little dinghy
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Kandi
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19: "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger
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Jake: I know, I think it's a delayed reaction to your divorce.
Jake: Yeah, it took awhile, but my teachers have finally stopped feeling sorry for me
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Jake: We had a surprise test today.
Jake: I was really surprised
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