HA! Ow, that hurt! Whoa dude! Cartman! No, that is not ho...

Cartman: HA! (whacks the Bookmobile driver)
Bookmobile driver: Ow, that hurt!
Stan: Whoa dude! Cartman!
Officer Barbrady: No, that is not how you uphold the law!
Cartman: But he is not listening to my authoritah!
Officer Barbrady: Oh, you're doing it all wrong my little friend. You do it like this. (whacks the bookmobile driver in the head) You gotta get them in the head; they go down quicker.


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Characters:
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Officer Barbrady
Episode:
South Park Season 2 Episode 3: "Chickenlover"
Show:
South Park
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South Park Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Now move along, or I'll be forced to execute every one of you by gunshot to the head.

Officer Barbrady

Reporter: Has chicken f(bleep)er left any clues at the crime
Officer Barbrady: All right, I admit it! I can't read! Are you happy now? You pushed and you pushed, and now you know my deep dark secret; I'm illegitimate!

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