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"Finders Keepers"

On the Family Guy season 12 premiere, when Peter believes he's found a treasure map, the town of Qhahog is turned upside down.

"Road to Vegas; No Country for Old Men"

On the two-episode season finale of Family Guy, Brian and Stewie get both lucky and unlucky in Vegas thanks to a teleporter mishap, then Peter tries to help his father-in-law get into an exclusive country club he has inexplicably become a member of.

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"Farmer Guy"

The Griffins move to the country to escape crime-ridden Quahog, but soon find themselves selling meth to keep their family afloat on Family Guy.

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"Save the Clam"

Peter, Quagmire, and Joe must save their bar after the owner is killed on Family Guy.

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"Total Recall"

Lois replaces Peter among his friends, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert on this episode of Family Guy.

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"Bigfat"

After a plane crash Peter spends months wandering the forest until he becomes a feral creature who has issues once being rescued on Family Guy.

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"12 And a Half Angry Men"

When a murder happens in the mayor's mansion, Mayor West goes on trial on Family Guy.

"Turban Cowboy"

When Peter's new friend Mahmoud winds up being a terrorist, it's up to him and his friends to stop a plot to blow up Quahog Bridge on Family Guy.

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"Call Girl"

On Family Guy, the Griffins run into financial trouble and Lois takes up a job as a phone sex operator, winding up in an awkward entanglement with Peter, who thinks she's someone else.

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"Chris Cross"

Meg blackmails Chris after she catches him stealing while Brian and Stewie become obsessed with singer Anne Murray who guest stars on this episode of Family Guy.

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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley
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