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A petty officer's death snowballed into an international incident on NCIS, and "Royals & Loyals" delivered the goods with flying colors. The U.S. and British flags are the same colors, interestingly.
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"Royals & Loyals" takes the NCIS team inside an investigation into the death of an American officer on a British ship. Watch a promo here.
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NCIS' third episode of the season looks explosive. Literally and otherwise. Check out a quick promo for it here.
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NCIS returns next week with an all-new episode. It looks like we're back to the normal case-solving pattern in "Worst Nightmare."
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The season premiere of NCIS saw Gibbs, his father and everyone close to him hunted by the Reynosa Cartel. How did he get out of this one? The clue is in the title, "Spider and the Fly."
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.